The Unbearable Lightness of Being

"The brain appears to possess a special area which we might call poetic memory and which records everything that charms or touches us, that makes our lives beautiful...Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory..."

Monday, August 20, 2007

Let's hope he stays...

The big story this morning should be Johan Santana and his gem of a game yesterday against the Texas Rangers. As a brief re-cap, Jo-Jo struck out 17 batters in eight innings, breaking the Minnesota Twins' clubhouse record, which was a four way tie at 15, a number last reached by Bert Blyleven in 1986. Yesterday, Bert commented that he now knew how Hank Aaron felt.


However, Johan has been less than supportive of the Twins organization in recent weeks, having loudly voiced his disapproval of the trade of Luis Castillo, the Twins' starting second baseman. It is obvious that, in the coming years, this organization cannot afford to keep Johan forever, and soon enough he'll be looking eastward towards the Bronx Bombers. And no doubt, they'll welcome him with open arms and a blank check.


But, for the time being, I'll be glad to watch him shut down any batter that comes across his plate.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Just a thought...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should adopt Britney Spears' and K-Feds little children. They'd probably stand a fighting chance then. I can't wait to see what kind of adults they grow up to be. I will bet that, in twenty years, one of them will be selling his autobiography to buy some kind of illegal substance.